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pr0 · 11-26-2001, 06:46 PM

It's official! Pussy Season is now open!

Due to an extrodinarily high amount of pussy in the past few months we have decided to drop all take-home limits.

Whats this mean to you?

1 - Daily Hot Bitch bag limit has been increased to 8!

2 - Bars will stay open until 5am coast to coast.

3 - Drinks will be served with outrageous amounts of alchohol.

4 - Barry White & Marvin Gaye Will be pumped continously into all Elevators & Dental offices.

5 - People should now fuck under the misle toe.

6 - X-mas tree's shall have the ornaments replaced with profolactics.

Enjoy the Pussy Season & Remember...As SMokey THe Pimp Bear Says "ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT OUT YOUR CROTCH FIRE!"

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-- Digital Pimp Family --

11-26-2001, 06:46 PM
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	PUSSY SEASON HAS OPENED! It's official! Pussy Season is now open! Due to an extrodinarily high amount of pussy in the past few months we have decided to drop all take-home limits. Whats this mean to you? 1 - Daily Hot Bitch bag limit has been increased to 8! 2 - Bars will stay open until 5am coast to coast. 3 - Drinks will be served with outrageous amounts of alchohol. 4 - Barry White & Marvin Gaye Will be pumped continously into all Elevators & Dental offices. 5 - People should now fuck under the misle toe. 6 - X-mas tree's shall have the ornaments replaced with profolactics. Enjoy the Pussy Season & Remember...As SMokey THe Pimp Bear Says "ALWAYS REMEMBER TO PUT OUT YOUR CROTCH FIRE!" ------------------ -- Digital Pimp Family --