It's okay Gary, they're just messing with you. Don't get all saaaaaaaaaaad.
And yes Phil, been there done that. My little girl just started school this year. I remember lying on the floor with her when she was a baby. She put her hand on mine and I could see that her ring finger nail was shaped funky like mine and that's when it hit me that I was a daddy. Strange how a physical deformity can bring a family so close together.
Anyway, still doing Perl work? If you need any extra work, send me an ICQ. Seems like I am always picking up an extra job or two that I don't have time for. I'd rather give the work/money to someone who needs it and still let my little wannabe company take the credit for it.