> > > > A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner.
> >> > This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
> >> > very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine
> >> > meal.
> >> > The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to
> >her
> >> > nervousness and
> >> > the
> >> > broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes
> >water.
> >> > Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
> >and lets
> >>
> >> out
> >> > a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the
> >pouf.
> >>
> >> > Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
> >boyfriend's father
> >> > looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's
> >feet and
> >> said
> >> > in a rather stern voice, Skippy!". across her face. A couple of
> >minutes
> >> > later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she
> >didn't
> >> even
> >> > hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father
> >again
> >> looked
> >> > and the dog and
> >> > yelled, Dammit Skippy!"
> >> >
> >> > Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few
> >minutes later the
> >> > woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even
> >think about
> >> it.
> >> > She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once
> >again, the
> >>
> >> > father looked at the dog with disgustand
> >> > yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits
> >on you!"
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