Large corporations buying up internet patents and trying to extort money from you
Hackers stealing your passwords and posting them on the net
Freeloaders using stolen passwords to steal your bandwidth
Dishonest webmasters stealing your content
Hotlinkers stealing your bandwidth
Spammers stealing your email addresses and online identities
Dishonest webmasters cheating you on link trades
Spambots, hitbots, spyware, adware, trojan horses, worms, and other nasty viruses fucking up your computers
Hackers hijacking your domains and web sites
Scammers hijacking your web browsers
Email scammers stealing your bank account numbers, passwords, and CC numbers
Dishonest traffic brokers taking your money and sending you phantom hits
Dishonest content providers taking your money and not sending you any content
Down right thieves pretending to be content providers and selling you content that they stole from someone else
Scammers hijacking your affiliate link codes
Spammers hijacking your computers and using them to relay spam
Dishonest affiliate programs redirecting your traffic and not paying you
Pay per click programs shaving your hits
CC Companies increasing chargeback fees
Payment processors like Pay Pal dumping your business and stealing $$ from your accounts
Third party CC processors going out of business and not paying you
Major affiliate programs and AV Systems going out of business and not informing you (e.g.,...Adult Check..)
Lawmakers trying to steal your freedoms and rights
Right wing fundamentalists trying to blame you for corrupting their children
Left wing fundamentalists accusing you of objectifying women
Right AND left wing fundamentalists, and everybody else, thinking that you are no different than PEDOS who use chatrooms to try and lure young children into having sexual encounters with them
Please, somebody remind my why I do this again?
.... that's right ... I like big tits!
