Years ago when I was living in LA right during the middle of the Rodney King debacle I was hanging with a good friend of mine who drug along an old friend of his named Ryan.
Anyway this old friend of his started talking about how Chief Gates was a God he was sucking the LA police cock so hard that night...anyway I found he wanted to be a cop I looked at them both and said...
"Guys who want to be cops were the hall monitors in school and took names when the teacher left the class."
They both got real quiet and wouldn't say a word...I asked my buddy Jason what was up...He kind of laughed and said..."Ryan was the hall monitor."
Case fucking closed.
