Xplicit

I dont try to hide shit from friends/girlfriends/etc..

But there are those times when you just cant say what you do for a living, so what do you say?

My line:

'I do online marketing for digital media companies'.

Which is technically correct, considering porn photos/movies are in fact digital media.

So, for example, when you meet your girlfriend/wifes parents, what do you tell them you do for a living?