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I am ready to die. I have done everything I set out to do, and then some. I'm running the damn mini bar when I get there.
- I've been married to a lesbian stripper for three years.
- I've jumped out of airplanes.
- I've shot nearly every type of military rifle out there.
- I spent four years as a US Marine.
- I've worked in the porn industry, and spent my days taking pictures of hot naked chicks.
- I've made love to the most beautiful woman in the world.
- I've met Cindy Crawford in person. Twice.
- I've made more money than my everyone in my family combined.
- I went to college and graduated with honors.
.... and so much more!
And, last month, the last thing I wanted to do..... was done..... At the very end of BryanY's b-day party..... But I won't say who it was with.
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“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.”
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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