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Originally posted by wyldblyss
So next time you are undoing your zipper to rub one out to a color photograph of a hot chick before you call your friend on the phone and ask them to go out on the snowmobile with you and then head back to your house to watch basketball on TV while you wash your clothes in the washing machine and you turn on the kitchen light so you can inject yourself with insulin, you can think to yourself. Today was brought to me courtesy of those Canadian neighbors of mine who I consider insignificant.
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You forgot to tell them that Canadians invented jerking off.
That was an important discovery.