Quote:
Originally posted by Za Ha
Knock Knock
|
WHO THE FUCK IS THERE???
K, I'm sure this joke has been posted before, but it's just so damned ignorant I had to post it again.....
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a 2-litre of 2% milk, a
carton of eggs, a carton of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 400 gram can of coffee,
and a 1kg package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single.
"The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was equally intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and
saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her drunken
observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her,she said, "Well, you know
what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're fucking ugly."