a lorry(truck) driver is driving along. a sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead". before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and he gets stuck under it.
cars are backed up for miles. finally, a police car turns up, the copper gets out of his car an walks over to the lorry driver, put is hands on his hips and says,
"got stuck?"
the lorry driver sez,
"no mate, i was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol,"
u lot got any more?
