Here's a cool site at
http://www.humanclock.com where people send in their pics displaying the time. In other words, every minute there's a new pic with people showing the time.
Set up a site where people email their weird sex pics displaying the time.
All I ask is whoever does it buys a bottle of my 'Bitch-Be-Gone' aresol spray. Having a problem with your GF? - hit her with a shot of Bitch Be Gone! Wife pissing you off? Bitch Be Gone will straighten her out quick! That broad in the bar who isn't buying your chicken-shit act? BBG to the rescue!