TurboTrucker

> One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
> He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him,
> "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
>
> "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington
> advises, then fades away.
>
> The next night, Bush is astir again and sees the ghost of Thomas
> Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, Tom,
> please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
>
> "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from
> sight.
>
> The third night, sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He wakes to
> see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers,
> "Franklin, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
>
> "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies, and fades into
> the mists.
>
> Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure
> moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the
> best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads.
>
> Abe replies, "Go see a play."

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