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Originally posted by BlingDaddy
On Crazy Mondays, PussyCash gives a $60 bonus to every webmaster who lands a fifth signup at any PussyCash site!
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Okay, I'm quite the noob... so I took the time to write a book to help out some of those that would be going the the same trials I have. To get a copy, simply send $14.95 to the address below for a copy.
HTMGDAAPW
P.O. Box 4587459
Denver, CO 802221-1114
awww..... fuckit, you're my friends.... I'l paste the book below for FREE!
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"How to Make Gajillions of Dollars as a Porn Webmaster"
By Bling Daddy, PHD (porn hard degree)
Page 1.
Hi! And thanks for buying my book! I'm gonna give you all the secrets to making millions on the net in just SIX easy steps. I know it sounds hard to believe but it's TRUE I TELL YOU! I learned this all from Ron Popeil (the food dehydrator guy) and I feel I should pass it on. Thanks again, and let's continue.
STEP 1. - If you don't have a computer, you will need to buy one. Being a porn webmaster requires a computer. I would also recommend a "high speed" net connection if you want to do anything before you are 80.
STEP 2. Get "online" and point your browser to www.pussycash.com. You will need to sign up for their "program".
STEP 3. Using the tools "inside" the pussycash site, find links and pictures that you can put on the net.
STEP 4. "Strategically" place the links referenced in STEP 3 in multiple locations on the internet where people are prone to "masturbation" or the viewing of porn.
STEP 5. Check your mailbox in 3 weeks for a large check.
STEP 6. Go to Bank.
Well that's it folks... thanks for reading my book and good luck!
ID - Blingdaddyms
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Thanks for sharing your book. Signing up with PussyCash with their crazy mondays, every Webmaster can hat like that and money in the bank!
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