I can't design for shit.. but I found this pic really funny.
http://www.men.com/graphics/photos1/10047742.jpg
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"I wonder if this girl knows she's got some massive zit on her nose"
- "If he keeps stairing at that fucking zit i'm gonna give him something to stare at" *Tranny*
{mumbles something about stupid internet ruining my pure mind}