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This August, PussyCash will be the sole registration
sponsor at the Internext Expo in Florida!
If the tranny hooker that I pick up in Dania Beach(about 2 miles north of the Diplomat) registers at Internext for me, and s/he's picture is on my ID badge, will I still be able to get into the event? This is importnant because I have warrants out for me from that time me and Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy were cruising around looking for *cough cough* girls and happend to, purely by accident mind you, pick up someone we thought was somethign else and turned out to be *cough cough* something else entirely. Now I was a little freaked out, but Eddie offered to drive this person home, Michael was in the back of the car playing with himself looking at Sesame Street magazine and I was in the passenger seat. Now this person asked if it was ok if they put thier hand in my pants and I'm like, "I guess" so they did and I leaned back like I was David Lee Roth and Eddie's got that shit eating grin and laugh he's so famous for going on. Michael starts crying about all this shit going on in his life out in LA, this person we picked up decied it would be ok if they started blowing Eddie, who it turns out is all whacked oout on some Oxycontins and can't even get it up, but the handjob I'm getting is really good and all of a sudden I'm about to blow my load when behind us these red and blue lights come on and Eddie starts freaking out and thinks he's pressing the gas to take off, but since he's in an Oxy fog he is really pressing the brake and come to a complete stop, which our friend we picked up does the same thing to my cock, so now I'm sitting here with wood, Eddie starts crying about "it's all happening again" Michael starts blubbering "I can't go to jail, I'm too fragile," our friend we picked up leans back, I have ot put my seat back up and get my cock back into my pants and you know who hard it is to adjust with wood... So the cop comes up to the door and shines his flashlight in and sees the 4 of us and is like "wholly shit, it's Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson and some dude and a Tranny!" and we're all like "What up dawg?" and he tells us to get out of the car and we do and the cop starts to beat on Eddie and Michael with a flashlight even after they surrender just because thats how they do it in LA and the tranny we picked up runs off but s/he drops his/her purse on the ground and I happen to see it and the cop is so down with the beating he's putting onthese two dudes that I grab the purse and run off but I left my wallet in the car stupid fuck that I am and dont realize that till the morning... I get home and get under the covers and thinking about the whole night get kinda excited and realized I've never blown the load from earlier so I starts jerking off again thinking about the fat Olsen twin and it takes me about 12 seconds before I have a palmful of jizz and I turn over and fall asleep...
Two days later i get a certifed letter saying i have a warrant out for my arrest from this thing so I take off and run away to Hollywood Internext. When i get off the plane itake a cab through dania beach and lo and behold there's the tranny from the night before. I'm like "what up dawg?" and s/he's all like "you owe me some money bitch" butI pull out her purse and am lik e"look what i found though" and s/he's all like "ooh child you the man, how about another handjob" and I'ma little nervous and turn it down, but ask for s/he's help in getting into Internext. "So listen,Pussy Cash is the registration sponsor, but I cant register in my name cause of this warrant, how about you do it for me" so s/he agrees, we head over to the Diplomat, s/he registers at the fron ttable, hooks me up with my badge, ends up getting a contract from Pussy Cash for s/he own Tranny site, and goes on to make millions off the new niche site...
As for Eddie and Michael, turns out black celebrities can do anything they want so they get off with only a warning, the warrant for me gets dropped and all turns out AOK...
-fishhead
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