I'm starting to think maybe drinking is not for me. Last time I got really drunk I woke up next to a 39 year old woman the next morning with no idea of what the hell had happened.
Now, tonight, I woke up after some heavy drinking yesterday, and my knuckles are bruised and there's dried up blood on my hands. Not only that, I spoke with the guy I went out with, and he also woke up with blood on his hands. Only thing I can remember from last night is getting free beer from the chick behind the bar and something to do with a crapload of cops being around somewhere in the morning.
