Greg B

Just went to the local theatre to get a ticket. Lines around the block. A freakin' circus erupted. Homeless guys with shopping carts selling goods, cars driving by trying to pick up chicks and coordinate by cell phone with other theatres to see if tickets were available, hotties standing in the hot sun in shorties and braless.

I scored 2 tickets to the next show. Was there at the last minute! Lucky me!

Can't wait to see it. Too bad it's only being shown at 800 theatres nationwide. There's gonna be alotta pissed off people cause all shows are sold out.