Buff

You know it's socialist because everyone is handicapped -- don't use your hands, don't use foul language, don't bump into anyone or get rough.

And you know it's gay because they fucking write down your name when you do play like a man and run into someone and knock him down. "Hey, you can't do that! I'm telling!" and give you a yellow or red card. How fucking gay.

No wonder it's the favorite sport in Europe.