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One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."
Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know which one to let go."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave called her in and said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off, and I don't know what to do."
Barbara sighed and considered what she'd just heard, then replied, "Well, you should probably just jack off, cause I've got a headache right now."
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