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Oh yah. I forgot to mention, if we don't like the supplier, after the "investigation" is over, we send the bad suppliers name to the FBI. The FBI is our friend. They love us. They especially like our "Teen" department.
What, you say, doesn't "teen" encourage kiddie porn. Of course not, don't be silly. The girls working in our teen department are all over 18. You don't really think that our customers would be going to our "teen" department because they think that the girls might be 13, 14, 15, 16, or 17 do you?
Maybe you are right. Perhaps I should call our department "Young". That would eliminate any confusion, right.
Oh, and some of our departments use the descriptions provided by our suppliers. Of course we have no control over this. Geez, that would mean that we would have to buy some sort of filtering devise that looked for "bad" words. With today's technology, that would cost upwards of $100 and god knows how many minutes to set up. What were you thinking!?!
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