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Originally posted by robfantasy
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> > 40-ish.............................................49
> >
> > Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
> >
> > Athletic......................................No tits
> >
> > Average looking....................Moooo
> >
> > Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
> >
> > Emotionally Secure......................On medication
> >
> > Feminist.......................................... Fat
> >
> > Free spirit....................................Junkie
> >
> > Friendship first..........................Former slut
> > >
> > New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
> >
> > Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
> >
> > Open-minded.................................Desperate
> >
> > Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
> >
> > Professional....................................Bi tch
> >
> > Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
> >
> > Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
> >
> > Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
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haha athletic no tits...amen