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Old 06-24-2004, 03:54 PM  
robfantasy
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Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

> > 40-ish.............................................49
> >
> > Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
> >
> > Athletic......................................No tits
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> > Average looking....................Moooo
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> > Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
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> > Emotionally Secure......................On medication
> >
> > Feminist.......................................... Fat
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> > Free spirit....................................Junkie
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> > Friendship first..........................Former slut
> > >
> > New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
> >
> > Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
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> > Open-minded.................................Desperate
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> > Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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> > Professional....................................Bi tch
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> > Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
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> > Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
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> > Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
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