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Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> > 40-ish.............................................49
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> > Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
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> > Athletic......................................No tits
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> > Average looking....................Moooo
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> > Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
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> > Emotionally Secure......................On medication
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> > Feminist.......................................... Fat
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> > Free spirit....................................Junkie
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> > Friendship first..........................Former slut
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> > New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
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> > Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
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> > Open-minded.................................Desperate
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> > Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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> > Professional....................................Bi tch
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> > Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
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> > Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
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> > Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
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