06-24-2004, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: UK
Posts: 3,312
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Originally posted by tootie
Today PussyCash launches the first five of the ten new ImLive niche sites: Amateur, Fetish, Lesbians, Asian and Teens.
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Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there was a lovely webmistress named Princess Tootie. She longed for one place to send ALL of her niche live cam traffic. A place where her traffic would not only be received by a program with a caring support staff that would take care of her traffic, but a place that would not jerk her precious surfers around. She wanted to be able to send all of her traffic to the same place, and get paid by one company, with one check, in a timely manner by and honest company.
For years she looked in vain. Her heart was broken by suitor after suitor with promises of "happily ever after." Each night she cried into her pillow asking, "Oh, when will my prince come?"
One evening as she was taking a stroll by the brook on the royal grounds. Lonely tears filled her beautiful green eyes and she sighed heavily. She collapsed onto a small mossy patch and placed her face in her hands, sobbing.
"Why?" she cried! "Why can't I find my one true love? Why can't I find the one program for ALL my cam traffic?"
Suddenly she heard a noise behind her. Standing there, bathed in a golden stream of warm sunlight, was the most handsome prince she had ever seen. He was dressed head to toe in the finest silks and had a crown of gold and diamonds upon his head of long, yellow tresses. She gasped alout in spite of herself.
He flashed a bright smile at her, and without so much as an utterance he bowed, stretching out his arms towards her. In his hands was a beautiful laptop made of platinum. The keys were made of the finest gold and flawless gems were inlaid upon the function keys. She slowly reached out to touch it and was surrounded by a soft, glowing light. A chorus of angels sang out in unison as her milky white finger gently pressed the left touchpad button to visit the URL on the screen. A thousand white doves burst forth into the sky from the trees around the brook and a single tear of joy escaped her eye and flowed down her rosy cheek.
"I have found my prince at last!" she cried as she examined the features of the program. "I can't believe it! Multiple niches, and honest program, amazing support! What more could I ever ask?"
She threw her arms around the laptop and the handsome prince slowly faded away in a million tiny particles of light. She sat with her beloved computer in her lap, stroking it lovingly.
"I shall never forsake you, my love. I have waited all my life for a program like you, and I want us to spend the rest of our lives together making gobs and gobs of CASH!" she cried! "Now all of my amateur, fetish, lesbian, asian and teen live cam traffic can go to one place and I have no need to look further. I have found the love of a lifetime!"
And they lived happily... ever... after. (In a $14,000,000 mansion in Beverly Hills!) 
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