A man walks into a bank,yells at the old lady at the teller window, he needs to open a "fuckin bank account". She says to the man, "Sir you are very rude!", and that she dont apprieciate being spoken to in that manner, and could he please use another tone of voice.
The man agains states he needs to open a "fuckin bank account". The old woman storms off her post, and runs to the bank manager with her complaint.
She tells the bank manager how this foul-mouthed man had come into the bank, cursing and swearing, and using the f-word, and that she found the man very rude. Also she did not want to serve him,and felt that the manager himself had better deal with him instead.
The bank manager immediately approached the man and asked what the problem was. The man again stated that for the third time, "I need to open a fuckin bank account!". Well the manager flipped. "YOU CANNOT COME IN HERE TALKING TO ME AND MY STAFF LIKE THAT ... USING FOUL LANGUAGE AND CARRYING ON AND ON !! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?!?"
The man replied. "Look ... I just won 8 million dollars, and now i need to open a fucking bank account..."
"WHAT?!?" interupted the bank manager, " ... and that old cunt wouldn't help you out?!?"
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