Shoehorn!

A conversation between me and FuckFind.

KeithMoon [3:19 AM]:
how much
Xdawsonsic [3:20 AM]:
well what was the "heres the deal" all about lol
KeithMoon [3:20 AM]:
tell me what the price is first
Xdawsonsic [3:20 AM]:
$100
KeithMoon [3:20 AM]:
ok, heres the deal, i can pay you the $100, or you can take whats in my left hand
make your choice....NOW
Xdawsonsic [3:20 AM]:
hahaahh

Xdawsonsic [3:21 AM]:
hahahhaahah
KeithMoon [3:21 AM]:
iam serious
Xdawsonsic [3:21 AM]:
i don't want a bad of your giz!!
Xdawsonsic [3:21 AM]:
*bad = hand
KeithMoon [3:21 AM]:
choose
KeithMoon [3:21 AM]:
now
KeithMoon [3:21 AM]:
do it NOW
Xdawsonsic [3:21 AM]:
i mean, come on, how do i choose this?
KeithMoon [3:21 AM]:
just choose
Xdawsonsic [3:21 AM]:
*smiling ear to ear*
Xdawsonsic [3:22 AM]:
god i have no idea

KeithMoon [3:22 AM]:
never mind
Xdawsonsic [3:22 AM]:
eh, whats in your left hand, if its worth $100
Xdawsonsic [3:22 AM]:
lol
KeithMoon [3:22 AM]:
man, i was seriously getting worried, it was my $1200 video camera, my wallet, and my rolex
KeithMoon [3:22 AM]:
i was seriously getting nervous
Xdawsonsic [3:23 AM]:
lol
KeithMoon [3:23 AM]:
how close were you to choosing the left hand?
Xdawsonsic [3:23 AM]:
i was REALLY going to say whats in your hand
KeithMoon [3:23 AM]:
holy shit
Xdawsonsic [3:23 AM]:
like, within a heartbeat
Xdawsonsic [3:23 AM]:
i typed... "whats in your left hand"
KeithMoon [3:23 AM]:
i dont know you THAT well, so i was thinking "you know, maybe hes crazy enough to say the left hand, then ill be fucked"
Xdawsonsic [3:23 AM]:
then at the VERY end i typed "if its worth over $100"
KeithMoon [3:23 AM]:
damn
KeithMoon [3:23 AM]:
that wouldnt have counted though
Xdawsonsic [3:23 AM]:
oh don't tempt me dude lol
Xdawsonsic [3:24 AM]:
us designers are crazy
KeithMoon [3:24 AM]:
i really would have had to send you that shit too
my armpits are sweaty now
Xdawsonsic [3:24 AM]:
lol good
Xdawsonsic [3:24 AM]:
there is no way i would have accepted it tho
KeithMoon [3:24 AM]:
ah, good
Xdawsonsic [3:24 AM]:
woulda been sent back to you in 4 minutes
Xdawsonsic [3:25 AM]:
after i played with the camera and took a pic of my wee wee

Xdawsonsic [3:25 AM]:
8-)
KeithMoon [3:25 AM]:
hahaha
KeithMoon [3:25 AM]:
i dont think the zoom is that powerful
Xdawsonsic [3:25 AM]:
ya, tripod can only be setup 40 feet away i know
KeithMoon [3:25 AM]:
its a mini DV camcorder, not the hubble telescope
KeithMoon [3:25 AM]:
haha
Xdawsonsic [3:25 AM]:
lol
Xdawsonsic [3:25 AM]:
this convo has to be put on GFY !
Xdawsonsic [3:25 AM]:
lololol
KeithMoon [3:25 AM]:
haha
KeithMoon [3:26 AM]:
i shoulda said microscope instead of hubble telescope
KeithMoon [3:26 AM]:
that makes it sound like you have a big weiner
KeithMoon [3:26 AM]:
when we both know you dont
Xdawsonsic [3:26 AM]:
welp, to each his own :-)
KeithMoon [3:26 AM]:
3 inches is a foot though right?
KeithMoon [3:27 AM]:
thats what i tell the girls :D
Xdawsonsic [3:27 AM]:
heh
Xdawsonsic [3:27 AM]:
seriously slap this on GFY and title it "Designer and Client Relationship Gone WRONG"

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