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Would you bury your family alive if you could gain the power to stop time whenever you want?
Would you kill your brother and feed him to your mother if you could breathe fire and have the sharpest and most invincible teeth on the planet?
Would you have the worst body odor on the planet if you could spit hydrochloric acid?
Would you rip out your mom's eyes and then force her to eat them and then make her cut off all of her toes and stick them up her butt if the "Star Wars" movie series would become real life and you became an integral part of it and you were a Jedi Knight?
Would you punch the next fifty pregnant women you see in the stomach as hard as you could without any explanation if you could walk through walls and gain immunity to fire?
Would you steal three babies from three different mothers and run over their heads in your car if you could fly and turn invisible?
Would you suck every last drop of shit out of the next 1,000 dog's buttholes you see if, after doing so, you gained the ability to travel by foot at light speed?
Woud you have a penis surgically attached to your forehead forever for a billion dollars?
Would you cut off both your arms and legs if you could live to be 600 years old?
LOL
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