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It is really a challenge sometimes. I mean, you don't want to just curse and be an ass so you try to get creative on the fly with your words so they leave the best impact but do the least damage mentally to the child.
They need to distribute a damn handbook with kids in the birthing room.
The cute times more than makeup for all the fighting and spilled grape juice on $4000 carpet and poop diapers.
The only situation I have been in so far where I nearly really lost it was with my daughter. She thought that at 2 years old it would be real neat to open her poopy diaper in her crib and start fingerpainting. I walked in and it was like that scene in "Dumb and Dumberer" with the chocolate bar. But it wasn't chocolate...
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