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i want to break into your grandmother's house and forcefeed her about 6 pounds of her grand daughter's feces

after she swallows all of her grandaughter's poop, i'll lay underneath her and punch her in the back as hard as i can until she pukes all of the feces into my mouth (thus, feeding me the glorious poop i fein for)

i then prepare the kitchen for a nice meal, set the table, lay out the dishes, etc

and heave up the feces/puke into wine glasses, after the feces are liquified from being broken down in our stomachs i'll be ready to add in the 2 viles of lsd

after the grandmother has eaten her granddaughters feces (yet again) she will start bad tripping, I will lock her in a completely dark room with a strobe light flashing as fast as possible for 2 days straight while raping her with jagged swords the entire time

Thus saving christmas, The end

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