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				Why is it that nobody hates someone who just died?
			 
 When you read about someone's death in the paper, people are always saying how wonderful the deceased was and what a joy they were to be around. Why doesn't anyone ever say "He was a cocksucker. I'm glad he's dead" or "I can't believe nobody killed that twat before now."
 Are nice people really the only ones who die? Does this mean I am going to live forever?
 
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