Nemesis! (great name btw)
As other editors here have said, honesty is the ONLY way you will have a chance at being accepted.
The /Adult category is in a state of change right now, and accepting new, and honest editors is part of it.
I edit at top level /Adult, so if you'd like some help with your application, feel free to post on my DMOZ Help Board [
http://www.ladyx.com/webmasters/forum/messagelog.html ] and I'll be happy to help you!
And remember, 'Humans do 'IT' better!' *wink*
Editor GiGi