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Woopty Frickin Do.
They snubbed you? They ran out of tickets, and it wasn't a "I think Im badass, because I have 400k uniques a day, and am still living on foodstamps" party.
Who fucking cares... You think you guys would have made or broken their Affiliate program?
How you got this far, being that stupid, I don't think anyone will ever know.
You easily have some of the WORST galleries I have ever seen, which is why whenever I see them while reviewing, I throw them in the trash.
I suggest you take one of those adult webmasters schools, so you can learn how to actually make some money off that 400k.
Heres a couple of suggestions your big shot elitist moronic ass should take to heart.
#1 Reduce the size of your pics, 800x600? Not only are you wasting bandwidth, you're making people scroll on their 800x600 screen, to the right just to see a pic, atleast reduce it ot 700x500... Need help on how to do that?
#2 Umm, straight banners dont get the CTR's they used to, add text underneath each one... so they have a reason to look at it.
#3 Ever heard of niches? promoting a celeb site on a hardcore gallery page... you've gotta be banking... er er...
#4 Think you make the surfers/reviewers scroll enough? Page made me scroll 3 times on my 1280x1024.
#5 Learn how to actually design an attractive gallery, your fucking 2 pages of text for AFF isnt anywhere near the top, they have to scroll one full page to see it.
How in the hell do you pay for bandwidth with a site like yours?
Wouldnt be suprised if all those pics were from other peoples galleries too... =)
You can't be making more than 500 bucks a month with skills like yours.
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