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I will give you advice on any and all aspects of your life. This advice guaranteed to turn your life around if you apply it. I can help you avoid :

hitting your dad
having sex with 15 year olds
baby momma issues
bus driver fellatio
driving 400 miles to fight a message board personality
gambling
begging for donations
soullessness
alcoholism
etc

Common sense, logical, applicable advice certain to bring you the kind of copasetic existence the rest of us enjoy