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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
SHE'S 19!!!!!!!!!!!
My neighbor was fucking around and he said that if he had my cell# he would have called me earlier today to tell me that he was just fucking around! If he had realized the ramifications of his joke he would have stopped over last night and told me the truth, saving me from a day of stress. Not to mention Stan's stress (his name is Tony now that the coast is clear). He fed me with a great dinner his wife cooked as a sort of redemption for his sick joke.
I explained to him how much stress he put not only me but Tony in and he apologized numerous times. Every other word was, "I'm sorry.".
You want to talk about a monkey off your shoulders...well HOLY SHIT, this was a Gorilla! I told him that the girl didn't look anywhere near 15 and he thought I would have called him out. Instead, I freaked out.
WHAT A DAY!!!!
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Then your friend is just fucking stupid for having sex without a condom lol.