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Old 06-14-2004, 01:51 PM  
OWNED
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 852
REMINDER: If you do not use Linux as your primary OS, you are a modern peasant

By that I mean that you wallow in the mediocre technology of the masses, blissfully unaware of the benefits of more advanced technology.

Just like the serfs of medieval times, who tilled the earth, and lived a subsistence existence.

I, on the other hand, am like a feudal lord, enjoying all the creature comforts that my elevated station affords me.

ME
-system has been up for over 6 months
-30 browser windows open (Mozilla)
-8 terminal windows (connecting to 4 servers)
-1 spreadsheet file open (has been open for over 3 months)
-compiling some software (GAIM)
-playing MP3's with lean XMMS
-movie playing in MPlayer
-2 PDF files open
-organized Window Manager (6 windows)
-secure system <---CHECK THIS

YUO
-can't open more than 7 browser windows or machine slows to a crawl
-shitty terminal emulation
-Blue Screens of Death
-bloated slow as shit XP
-worthless Windows Media shitware hangs regularly
-no true multitasking
-bullshit forced integration of programs (like IE and WMA, or IE and Acrobat) is buggy and unreliable
-74 updates required on a fresh install (WTF?)
-only 1 window
-hard to do more than 1 thing at a time because OS will hang or crash
-reboot every three days or those memory leaks will bring machine to grinding halt
-TOTALLY INSECURE

And before you peasants start chiming in with the standard "Windows is good enough - I don't need all that stuff", think about this: THE LORD OF THE MANOR DOESN'T NEED A CASTLE, AND SHITLOADS OF FOOD AND BEER AND HOOKERS, BUT IT SURE BEATS LIVING IN A MUD HUT AND LIVING ON BREAD AND WATER.


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