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Old 10-28-2001, 03:56 AM  
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They call me Mr.Knowitall,
I am so eloquent.
Perfection is my middle name,
and whatever rhimes with eloquent.


form Mr.Knowitall
-Primus


Winona loved her big brown Beaver,
and she stroked it all the time.
She pricked her finger one day,
and it occured to her,
She might have a porcupine.

from Winona's Big Brown Beaver
-Primus


Jerry was a race car driver,
He drove so God damned fast.
He never did win a checkered flag,
but he never did come in last.

from Jerry was a race car driver,
-Primus


All Primus Lyrics are good.

oh, and that StinkFist song by Tool, is about fisting.

Finger deep within the border line,
Show me that you love me,
and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

Knuckle deep within the border line,
This may hurt a little,
but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax, slipaway.


I'll keep digging,
'Till I feel something....

Elbow deep inside the border line,
Show me that you love me,
and that we belong together.

shoulder deep within the border line,
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

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