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Old 06-10-2004, 04:07 PM  
BigG
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 931
Remember that guys never want to be ?just friends? with a girl. If a guy is hanging out with a girl (or girls) he is only doing so with the hope of it somehow leading to sex or a sex act of some sort.

Rule #1

A guy will only hang out with a girl if:

1. He has already had sex with her
2. He wants to have sex with her
3. He wants to have sex with her friend


Rule #2

Girls are well aware of Rule #1 so if your girlfriend is hanging out with guys, she:

1. Already had sex with one (or more) of the guys
2. Wants to have sex with one (or more) of the guys
3. Wants to steal one (or more) of the guys who want to have sex with her friend
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