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Widespread death and disaster would be good for our business. Surfers will be too scared to go outside. So they'll spend more time at home masturbating.
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That's a good point, but I'm just curious.... How was business right after 9/11?
I would imagine that if a dirty bomb blows up in Denver or Chicago or Los Angeles or wherever... People would be using all their cash for gas masks and radiation suits, not porn memberships.
I hope I'm wrong though.