Hahaha yeah Stev0 we should have gotten pictures of that crack whore. She was hilarious.
Best places to get laid in Calgary? Hmmmm...
Depends. Are you looking for a one night thing or something consistant? If your game is a little off and your looking for a one night deal then you need to pick one of the dirtier clubs (IE Crack alley).
If your not too desperate and want to look for something worthwhile then try Roadhouse, Cowboys, TEQUILA
, Outlaws etc.
If your searching for a Milf, hit up Ranchmans.
If you want to get in with a new group of people and make some friends while your at it, then hit the smaller pubs on 17th or Schanks etc on game night.
If you'd rather not drink, then I honestly have no idea. I always drink.