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Originally posted by Amp
bastards call me at least once a day so I gotta keep thinking up new ways to fuck with them. Crackheads... all of them. They don't listen to a word you say, as long as they can keep you on the line they feel they're making progress.
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Funny one Amp. Here's one of the few things I did.
-let them yap and yap when I would get real close to the mic and scream off the top of my lungs about seeing a giant rat. For some reason, they weren't interested in me anymore.
-breathe heavily while humming "hmmmmm yeah...oh baby" "hmmmm yeah, low cost long distance is greeaAAAT!!!"
-speak in another language. If that's not possible, pretend speaking in another language
-pretend to be interested untill their "supervisor" comes on the line. Then say to the supervisor "What is THIS all about? He said he wanted to come over to have sex with MY WIFE
". Listen closely as you hear the doorknob get in trouble.
I got plenty of stories about this creditor that called my number thinking he spoke to whoever was owing him money, those are the best but I'm keeping them for another thread someday
