06-03-2004, 05:32 PM
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Outside the box
Posts: 29,903
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Quote:
Originally posted by beemk
Dear masked man,
I don't think that we are right for each other. I need someone who doesn't think that Picasso is a brand of pasta, masked man. Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you. Your presence always made me long for your absence. You're a one-trick pony, and the trick is old. The best thing about sex with you was the post-coital cigarette. You don't just have a chip on her shoulder - you have the whole bag of potatoes. Indeed, your shoulder was the reason for the Irish potato famine. The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was. You remind me of a spinning top: always spinning around at a frantic pace, but never going anywhere. I guess the mental hospital tested too many drugs on you. No one likes you, even your dog ran away from home. masked man, someday, you'll go too far; the further the better - and I hope you stay there. Lastly, rearrange these three words into a well-known phrase: yourself fuck go.
Good-bye, you waste of skin
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Hey, I resemble that remark! 
Heh... I like it  |
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