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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by naive, hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:
1) Approach the student shouting about "peace" and saying there should be, "no retaliation."
2) Engage in brief conversation, ask them if military force is appropriate.
3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of,
"Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
6) While you THINK you are ready to puncy him again, the guy takes out a knife and cuts your throat.
THE END
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