ok, here's a million dollar idea.
thank me latter.
start a freebie site. go out and look at a few, use the same sponsors they do, (including me) start link trades, make a fortune.
freebie sites are the non-adult version of tgps except mainstream DOES pay you to give stuff away for free. (see
http://www.clickhereforcellphones.com/affiliate )
you goofs have already refined your skills at giving the farm away for free, now at least make some money off it.
(oh, let me know when you are ready to send that movie post traffic my way)