I'm having an elite party... but I can't tell anyone about it because that would just be "low-class"... there will be some hot crack whores there... these are authentic crack whores -- tested and approved by TheFLY... at the door CD Smith will check your WHOIS printouts and you'll be given a pop quiz (to filter out the lamers).
BTW, it's a bring-your-own-Schlitz-malt-lick party... and bring some crack for the whores too because we'll have ass on tap.
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100 signups gets you a free room and show pass for Internext at the Venetian.
Boneprone-4-Life