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Originally posted by dougeetx
Weak dude! This is how we do it in the Cajun Mafia....
We take a bowl full of jalapeno peppers and squeeze them until they're just a bowl of mush. Then, you tie the foo up and tape open his eyes....then, you slowly pour the mush into their eyes. Then, you take a razor blade and slit their tongue. Take some tobasco sauce and pour it in the slit. Then, you cut their throat and pull the tongue out through the slit and pour Louisiana hot sauce on it. We call that last thing a red hot neck tie.
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By chance, you don't recruit guards for any prisons here in the U.S. or abroad do you?