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Originally posted by JaceXXX
see, i am the type of person that would put a double edged razor blade in between the top two teeth and bottom two teeth....strap a cinder block on their head, and gradually pour sand on the cinder block....so it keep weighting it down and eventually the blade will cut into the top and bottom of both teeth until it cuts out the teeth
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Weak dude! This is how we do it in the Cajun Mafia....
We take a bowl full of jalapeno peppers and squeeze them until they're just a bowl of mush. Then, you tie the foo up and tape open his eyes....then, you slowly pour the mush into their eyes. Then, you take a razor blade and slit their tongue. Take some tobasco sauce and pour it in the slit. Then, you cut their throat and pull the tongue out through the slit and pour Louisiana hot sauce on it. We call that last thing a red hot neck tie.