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Originally posted by Evelyn
I already offered sleazy my tactic for handling shit stains and bowl trimmings.....
When I get pissed at someone, I give them a choice...
They can have their appendix removed through their navel with dull toenail clippers
......or......
Have their tonsils removed through their nose with a rusty shrimp fork.
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see, i am the type of person that would put a double edged razor blade in between the top two teeth and bottom two teeth....strap a cinder block on their head, and gradually pour sand on the cinder block....so it keep weighting it down and eventually the blade will cut into the top and bottom of both teeth until it cuts out the teeth