wizzo and gary were lovers. they lived in a van down by the river. It was a happy time................
....A very happy time. It was peachy, bordering on ducky. Gary looked longingly at wizzo and said "My knickers are bunching up........"
"you know how horny I get when you wear your lucky sombrero..............
Wizzo leaned over and whispered in Gary's ear...
"Have you seen AMP?" "That dress really did it for me"
Gary looked stright into Wizzo's eye and said......
you bitch, I knew you were eying him up. Isn't my hairy, dingleberried, sweaty, ass good enough for you?
"But AMP's dingleberries are the size of Ho-Ho's" Wizzo stated, haplessly. "christ, I once knocked myself out with one during an ugly feltching experiment"
"I know, I know", said Gary, "but I've always had a thing for Ho-Hos, you know that..."
"oh, sorry. I thought it was yodels you liked.
Lets get this van rocking shall we?"
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