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Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
Q: If tennis players get tennis elbow, what do gynecologists get?
A: Tunnel vision.
Q: What do they call kids born in whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.
Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
A: They're both meat substitutes.
Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings!
Q: Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony?
A: The girl who can eat the last onion ring.
Q: How do you recognize a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: Its not hard.
Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?
A: A Megasorarse!
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: A Lickalotapuss!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A: Fucks Funny!
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