Rictor

The U.S. Military announced today that third world countries such as Russia, all of Eastern Europe, all of Africa, all of South and Central America, most of Asia, and Canada, provide nothing of use to the Internet and only serve to steal credit card numbers and income from god-fearing Americans. Thus, as of June, 2004, all these countries will be cut off from the U.S.-controlled worldwide web until such time as their countries are no longer shitty, broke, worthless leeches on global society. We will still provide these countries with enough federal aid that they can keep their U.S. owned sweatshop factories running however.