superman is flying around the coast. as he flies by this one area, he notices wonderwoman laying there tanning with her legs spread open. he says to himself "hey, im superman, with light speed... i can zoom in and out and tap that bitch without her even knowing what happened." so he dives down, bang the fuck out of her and zooms away in less than a split escond. wonderwoman is like "what the fuck was that?" and the invisible man replies " i dont know, but my ass hurts"
